@remulacfrommars Yeah I can’t tell if that’s better or worse. I think it’s the same. I’m pounding my fists like a mad judge at this.
@remulacfrommars @Excuse_haver you beat me to it, landlord with a fake mustache and goofy disguised voice saying “it is perfectly normal to pay 115% of one’s rent every month and you as a renter like me, should feel vaguely guilty about not doing so.”
That person is a Landlord in disguise.
@Excuse_haver oh for the love of fuck no
@Excuse_haver oh my GOD
@Excuse_haver ah, excellent work *checks notes* exploiting my labor with your wealth, heres another hundo, get yourself something nice
@laser I like that he’s considerate enough to increase his tip around the holidays. Because the landlord might need extra money. At the holidays.
@Excuse_haver I pay their kids to have me mow their lawn, personally
@laser I’ll tip my landlord this holiday by not flushing a turkey down the toilet.
@Excuse_haver Hi, yes, my name is Ryan Landlor...uh...Groundking.
@Excuse_haver the epitome of Stockholm syndrome.
@Excuse_haver the spiderman 2 arc where parker gets mad at his landlord for refusing to perform basic maintenance and later apologizes and buys him a pizza. the aforementioned basic maintenance never occurs.
@Excuse_haver WTF?
@Excuse_haver clearly a landlord trying to fool people
@Excuse_haver This MUST be satire. At least, I hope it is.
@Excuse_haver honestly, this feels more like someone bitching about having to tip and using absurdity to make that point.
@Excuse_haver i’m so fuxking mad
@Excuse_haver what the actual fuck
@taweret indeed. WTAF.
@Excuse_haver To be fair, if you come from a non-tipping culture, tipping makes no damn sense.
@Excuse_haver steve buscemi skateboard meme "how do you do fellow renters?" lmao
@Excuse_haver oof i am angry
@Red it’s real bad
@Excuse_haver holy shit. Tell me a landlord posted this under a pseudonym