@remulacfrommars Yeah I can’t tell if that’s better or worse. I think it’s the same. I’m pounding my fists like a mad judge at this.
@remulacfrommars @Excuse_haver you beat me to it, landlord with a fake mustache and goofy disguised voice saying “it is perfectly normal to pay 115% of one’s rent every month and you as a renter like me, should feel vaguely guilty about not doing so.”
@Excuse_haver damn it would have been so much easier to type "i love the taste of the bottom of a boot"
@pbandkate it’s the most bonkers thing I’ve ever read. Even if it’s fake the idea of tipping your landlord is unfathomable.
@Excuse_haver tipping my landlord... into a bottomless pit!!!
That person is a Landlord in disguise.
@Excuse_haver oh for the love of fuck no
@Excuse_haver ah, excellent work *checks notes* exploiting my labor with your wealth, heres another hundo, get yourself something nice
@laser I like that he’s considerate enough to increase his tip around the holidays. Because the landlord might need extra money. At the holidays.
@Excuse_haver I pay their kids to have me mow their lawn, personally
@laser I’ll tip my landlord this holiday by not flushing a turkey down the toilet.
@Excuse_haver My company has a tradition where the CEO's daughter (the "office administrator") goes around every December and asks us all to contribute $20 to a gift for her parents for being so good to us.
He makes $5 million a year. He owns a yacht with a professional pilot and a tour-bus-sized RV he (informed us at the last employee appreciation shindig that he) pays $5000/month for.
Nearly everyone pays. This is boomers living the dream.
@W10x12_UNO that’s outrageous!!. Sink the yacht.
@Excuse_haver Well I'm a millennial so I'm just tryna sink the company
@Excuse_haver Hi, yes, my name is Ryan Landlor...uh...Groundking.
@Excuse_haver the epitome of Stockholm syndrome.
@Excuse_haver I've seen this frequently, especially around the holidays people give their landlord gifts of cash
@Thomas THATS BACKWARDS!! SUPPOSED TO GO THE OTHER WAY. WHO REWARDS THEIR JAILER!?!?
@Excuse_haver Yeah, it's bizzaro. I pay you rent, stay away from me.
@Thomas @Excuse_haver wait that wasn't purely a shitpost?? how can that be real.
@twistylittlepassages @Thomas @Excuse_haver yeah I assumed this was a shitpost to get the bootlickers to roll call
@Excuse_haver the spiderman 2 arc where parker gets mad at his landlord for refusing to perform basic maintenance and later apologizes and buys him a pizza. the aforementioned basic maintenance never occurs.
@Excuse_haver clearly a landlord trying to fool people
@Excuse_haver This MUST be satire. At least, I hope it is.
@Excuse_haver honestly, this feels more like someone bitching about having to tip and using absurdity to make that point.
@Excuse_haver i’m so fuxking mad
@Excuse_haver what the actual fuck
@taweret indeed. WTAF.
@Excuse_haver There is no way this wasn’t posted by a landlord, right?
@tesseract I mean it’s a probable answer but like, I think thats worse?
@Excuse_haver To be fair, if you come from a non-tipping culture, tipping makes no damn sense.
@Excuse_haver steve buscemi skateboard meme "how do you do fellow renters?" lmao
@Excuse_haver oof i am angry
@Red it’s real bad
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@Excuse_haver holy shit. Tell me a landlord posted this under a pseudonym