@esvrld @Excuse_haver
I guess you gotta distract from the name somehow when you're talking about the hairy ball theorem

@Aleums @Ophillous like some kind of Sisyphus shit. Forever putting on jorts and you never reach the bottom.

@Aleums this post is an enigma to me because it says it's a reply but I can't see one and I cannot understand it without some cryptic context

@Excuse_haver if a topologist wore pants would they wear it like this or this?

@Excuse_haver What next? They'll get an infinite number of combs and demonstrate the Cantor set?

@Excuse_haver
🤔 what happens if we rotate each pant 90 degrees?

@vaguery
I was thinking more like a pants Christmas tree, because they're growing downwards, not sideways.
@Excuse_haver

@Excuse_haver If a topology wore pants would it wear them like this or like this.

@Excuse_haver if topologists wore pants would they wear them like this or like this

@Excuse_haver once you see the fractal genitalia implicit in this diagram, you can't unsee

@Excuse_haver I have a cousin like this. He shops at Old Navy because they have a lot of pants.

@Excuse_haver if a pants wore pants would it wear it like this or like this or like this or like this or

@Dayglochainsaw @Excuse_haver Stealing jokes is a time-honored tradition here on Mastodon dot business. For example, here's a joke I just stole:

turban sage

@Excuse_haver But where do the Feet come out of the infinite Pants topology?

It's the wrong Trousers, Gromit!

gonna have to ask that Professor One Leg Trouser Pant to explain.

cheers

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