Exec 1: we need to make people horny for our brand!

Exec 2: it’s impossible! No one wants to fuck us!

Assistant who’s refilling the coffee and has 500 followers on Mastodon and an anime avi: don’t mean to interrupt but

Spaghettios mascot is 10x more terrifying than mr peanut. Is that a hole in their head or one giant tooth?

us pol 

Just saw this on best of Nextdoor and I’m absolutely livid.

I would like to request a spot in the direct center of the meat cube please. As middle as possible please.

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