@larrydavis @Excuse_haver @MrJimmy @healyn I am the thread framer and I am here to frame this entire blessed thread.

@interneteh TLC, The Lithological Creep. It’s makes sense!! They are the geologic passing of time!

@BestGirlGrace @MrJimmy @healyn @Excuse_haver
“Okay, okay, that makes sense, that makes sense. Oh, but, just one more thing: You said the boy plays a mean pinball...”

Hey @Gargron if Trump ever calls you to the whitehouse to complain about his followers make sure to bring a cube with you.

2045, climate trials, The Hague:

“Mr. Webpage, how do you plead sir?”

“Innocent your honor”

*sighs*.... “go on”

“If it pleases the court, I humbly submit, my posts.”

@matt @SanfordianPhil @Thomas if the bad animal doesn’t want me to be racist at it it should get a better face tbh imo

@Excuse_haver @Thomas ok so ya'll are tellin' me jackalopes are fake and whatever this this is is real :blobrollingeyes:

Sticking a pen up my bum for 3 seconds to reset to factory settings

2045, climate trials, The Hague:

“Mr. Webpage, how do you plead sir?”

“Innocent your honor”

*sighs*.... “go on”

“If it pleases the court, I humbly submit, my posts.”

When Jesus actually died of lung cancer:

Christ’s lung cyst.

When you roll two dice in a game and they somehow never touch:

Dice un-kissed

An inspector of oranges at a large orange company who also likes to post on Mastodon:

Nice Sunkist

How many clicks do you think you’ve done, total, in your life. I bet I’m into the hundreds.

taking a bigger luke at this theory haha how about that

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