good night fas[cis]s ✅ @FakeRobotGamer@mastodon.social
anna. she/her. im gay.
witches town wont let me login and mastodon wont show me my timelien whats going on oh god
processor designers: look how many floating point ops per second we can do
programmers: look I wrote this js library to help make sure you never accidentally call floating point ops
in about an hour and a half from this post I will be streaming Persona 5 and it will be hilarious and educational, please come by!
@FakeRobotGamer As soon as I put mine in everything I posted became instantly right. Every joke I made became serious. Save me from this hell I have creat
@FakeRobotGamer Actually, I only post good takes because I am great as my green checkmark clearly shows
@FakeRobotGamer twitter's tendency to turn people into products has no sway here so the call to post bad takes is quite resistible
@FakeRobotGamer Aren't we already doing that
this needs to be more like twitter to feel like home, can everyone put green checkmarks in your name and then post really bad takes thanks in advance
@FakeRobotGamer hey, you can seduce people more easily afterwards AND can speak the 4th most common language in the world after chinese, english and spanish
The mastodon.social instance is under extremely heavy load, I don't do tracking so I don't know where exactly people are coming from but I know there's been a few high profile mentions of Mastodon in media/on Twitter. If this keeps up I will scale up further (I know all the arguments about this instance growing too big in the federation, but if the internet is already at your doorstep, should you go down or scale up? Scale up imo)
oh hey i should have checked this out when the twitter sucks party got in high gear whats up my mastopeeps
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Turns out the mass sexual assaults by refugees in Frankfurt were entirely fictional. One of the alleged victims wasn't even in Frankfurt at the time https://www.thelocal.de/20170214/mass-sexual-assaults-by-refugees-in-frankfurt-completely-made-up
my name is bleak and I'm writing
a limerick for the reciting
roses are red
violets are blue
sorry for the punchline I'm trying
i talked to the mastodon developer on a couple of occasions thats the same thing as verified basically so heres my checkmark
one day ill be able to join or form an overwatch team of hard left heels {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{then beat envyus lol ya rite}}}}}}}}}}}}}} but until then i guess i gotta git gooder
