Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. - Robert Pirsig

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. - Saint Thomas More

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

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