I am at the dentist and I am listening to some guy dispense medical advice to the receptionist. He's been at it for twenty minutes so far. He has very very bad advice. He is trying to find a way to put camomile into his ears to fight the self diagnosed fungal infection that several doctors have told him isn't real.
My older brother has a weird habit that I think is kind of cute. He's done it since he was a kid. If you're telling him a story, and he's really engaged with it, he will insert sound effects for you. I was describing how I dramatically dropped something and made a mess and he did this "whoosh boom" sound effect with his mouth as I'm telling it and I thought "aww. you still do that". I don't mind. I think it's sweet.
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Everyone is talking about how fucked Hulu is but I don't think Disney is going to kill it. I think they're going to try to pivot it to better emphasize what sets it apart. I think it'll have less of a catalogue and less original programming and it'll instead emphasize that they give you current TV shows as they air. That's my hot tech take. Thanks for your time.
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Is there anything better in the world than late-night pizza?
(nope, not for me)
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That Adam Sandler song about Christ Farley sucks. The internet is full of people saying it made them cry and shit but it was terrible. It was sappy, it didn't really offer insight into Chris from the perspective of one of his friends and it seemed like it was more of a tribute to Chris Farley fans than to Chris. The constant name dropping made me cringe, the part where he just lists famous SNL skits was embarrassing. The rhymes are so simplistic I guessed the second couplet every time. Bad song.
Once there was a man who stood around in a gorilla suit and he was the very best at it. They put him in a movie where he stood around in a gorilla suit and said nothing and the world loved him. The movie was the most successful film in the world. People couldn't get enough of gorilla suit man. They made toys and books about him and sequel after sequel until he was too old and sick to stand around saying nothing anymore. When he died, it dominated the news cycle. People wept & called him an icon.
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