Welcome, newcomers. I am your admin, 𝖇𝖆𝖉 𝖉𝖆𝖉. The first rule is no Nazis. The second rule is that you have to boost all of my toots. I will not be taking questions. Thank you.

My dick is remarkably tiny, but only in the dimensions we can perceive. Beyond those… well, let’s just call it rope theory.

Who is an effective combat beast? Is it you? Is it you? The question is rhetorical. It is you.

I had a good Ernest toot but by the time jorts.horse decides to send it to the rest of the fediverse the meme will be tired and i will look like an incredible ass.

I had a good Ernest toot but by the time jorts.horse decides to send it to the rest of the fediverse the meme will be tired and i will look like an incredible ass.

Nothing but respect for the shop guy smoking in the plasma cutting booth this morning.

I just got scolded at work for abbreviating calendar dates as YYYY-MM-DD. Going to try switching to DD-MMM-YYYY to see if I get yelled at for that, too.

Is it just me or would it be cool if there were a species of symbiotic wasp that would sting the shit out of anyone who was pissing you off in exchange for making a little nest behind one of your ears?

Enough with the open office: it's time for the shoeless office. Get ready stay late and install the tatami mats your boss ordered from Wayfair.

here’s a christmas card i made at school approximately 20 years ago

Getting impatient waiting for the doctor in one of the examination rooms. If I fart I bet she'll come right in.

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