FatherMcGruder @FatherMcGruder@mastodon.social
Bringing the hygge to Mastodon. See also @FatherMcGruder on Twitter and l3lackEyedAngels@joindiaspora.com
Whenever someone says they did something, "like a boss", I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
*deadpan, turning my head towards the cylindrical monolith*
"Alexa, kill her."
a turret emerges from my bread machine
looking forward to fbi director chris christie
Fuck I read some of the Laika Wikipedia article again 😭
I was asked to explain mansplaining last night and I'm happy to report that I didn't fall for it.
Awesome awesome episode regarding the future of #policing. #ACAB - Flash Forward: Robocop http://www.flashforwardpod.com/2017/05/02/robocop/
ah yeah im nostalgic for that time i first watched 'buddy holly' by weezer on Google Video back in 2007 because it made me nostalgic for when i saw 'buddy holly' by weezer when it was included on the Windows 95 install CD in the 1990s, which really made me nostalgic for the Happy Days TV show from the 1970s, which really made me nostalgic for the 1950s,
lol my co-workers walled off my cube. good office prank. it'll be great when they discover that I've entombed their pets in jello.
Good morning & good news everyone! Kani maranjandu, a newly discovered tree-dwelling crab!! It lives in water-filled tree hollows in the forests of the Western Ghats in south India, but clambers about the trunks and branches searching for food up to 30 feet up.
source: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/04/new-crab-species-india-weird-wild-animals/
photos by Appukuttannair Biju Kumar
this cat is an excellent goalkeeper
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Movies like ET taught me that pickup trucks are for bad people.
The concept depicted in this video (https://youtu.be/u5V_VzRrSBI) for @elonmusk's #TheBoringCompany is not good. Building expensive tunnel infrastructure just to put cars on cars and shuttle them around doesn't make sense. Even if it's fast and runs on renewable energy, it's still an inefficient and class exclusive means of moving people. It really isn't that far off from freeways.
lol my boss discovered Cards Against Humanity and thinks is the greatest game ever.
I introduced "shady boots" to my office today.
its the year 2050. for 10 years your retinal implant has been blinking 12:00 because the company decided to stop supporting it
@sophia i will go further and say that Jobs are bad
stealing my co-workers' tissues. #allergies
The #BlueLivesMatter attitude is much older than the reactionary hashtag. When I was a kid, a wife of a cop once tried to teach me that the word cop was derogatory.
