I'm gonna paint the names of Trump and his cabinet on stone tiles and bring them to Thanksgiving dinner and shatter each of them with your head while screaming Marx quotes

Where are the brands on this site? I want to tell Best Buy to eat my ass

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Astronaut corpse floating through interstellar space, forever locked in struggle with a stubborn pickle jar.

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I'm looking at the drama on the timeline and I think I have a solution: Stop being fucking nerds.

I need to fave every toot because I'm just happy you are posting

For the longest time, I thought he was Chef Bezos

I dont like to shit, but I do like to wipe my ass. A dilema...

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do not ask what updog is, it is me

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You are all so good. If you're a dog I'll pet your head. If you're a human you'll get no such pets

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Eyy! I ruin the mastondon just-a like I ruin the Star Trek!

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12 boosts feels like going viral on here

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King Poopa. He's King Koopa from the 1992 live action Super Mario Brother's movie but he's nade of poop. This is all I have today. Thank you for following me

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