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i tried to pet pichu's cheeks and it shocked me, then i tried to pet my fire kitty's bell and it burned me
love is a battlefield
mastodon is where ben shitposts about video games
so basically it's the same as ~everywhere else~
HEY PICHU WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ENOUGH TO TURN INTO A REAL POKEMON ALREADY
Sticky wet. Good for drinking!
wait are we calling posts here toots
i'm REALLY good at tooting you guys
i like these brief flares of new social media because it's like we all walked across the street to a new building, stood around and talked for a while, then went back to our older, shittier building
there are far worse avatars to have than jurgen klopp honestly
in which ben selects an avatar randomly out of the images available on his work computer
