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I used to sell “no soliciting” signs door to door. Is this thing on? Is this an audience or an oil painting?

God damn it. Girl uses my name with some dumb ass tweet and gets 154k likes on the hell site. Bullshit

how many spiders could Spider-Man man if Spider-Man could man spiders

I can’t begin to explain how disappointed I am when I go to click on a flesh-toned, blurry “NSFW” block on here and it’s not a god damned nude. Do better Mastodon

I can’t begin to explain how disappointed I am when I go to click on a flesh-toned, blurry “NSFW” block on here and it’s not a god damned nude. Do better Mastodon

Just bought $300 worth of Nike shit on Amazon cuz fuck them haters. Needed new gym shit anyway

How in the hell did the Irish not come up with Vodka? It’s booze made from potatoes. Seems like they really dropped the ball.

How in the hell did the Irish not come up with Vodka? It’s booze made from potatoes. Seems like they really dropped the ball.

So, seems like the vibe round here is like twitter but for hornt up communists. Is that about right?

So, seems like the vibe round here is like twitter but for hornt up communists. Is that about right?

RT @NBCNews@twitter.com: Former Trump aides:

NSA Flynn - (pleaded guilty)

Campaign aide Papadopoulos - (pleaded guilty)

Campaign Chairman Manafort - (found guilty on 8 counts)

Deputy campaign chairman and top transition official Gates - (pleaded guilty)

Personal lawyer Cohen - (pleaded guilty)

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