Do you have a bum? Do you like sitting on things with said arse?
If so, I have reviewed a cheap new office chair which uses a mesh to support your buttocks.
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/08/review-felixspot-c7-air-chair/
Please click the link and buy things so that companies keep sending me weird stuff to review.
@Edent My office chair is on its last legs, and also the opening lines of your post are among the best I've ever seen, so I'd like to thank you for posting this review. ;)