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💙 The Father💙
💛 The Son💛
💙 The Holy Ghost💙

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Imagine writing å as aa.

I didn't know I was tootuals with fucking Søren Kierkegaard.

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Och jag förvisade @namtari ur @Framtiden:s lustgård, för att hen skulle bruka jorden, varav hen var tagen~

I got Vala to speak in Norw-- I mean western Swedish dialect.

GG me.

For all their shortcomings, such as not existing or not being a realo country, Denmark has an original birthday song. Sweden does too!
Does Norway have an original birthday song? NO.
They just sing plain old adapted version of Happy Birthay to You.

@Fergant 50s? what timeline are you on? the first of our jackpots happened the autumn of 1969

Me explaining norwegians discovering oil in their shores in the 50s

Norway has always been the 'poor sister' of the family, till one day like some weeks ago she won the lotto and now brags about all that cash.
That will run out one day.

W H Y

B E

H O R N Y

W H E N

Y O U

C A N

B E

H Y D R A T E D

wtf happened? neckbeards used to be funny to laugh at now theyre all nazis

I am a compatriot of the person of the year.
So proud.

Greta Thunberg is an absolute legend for doing what she does, and it kinda makes me ashamed for myself for what I was doing as a 16 year old

The weird dialects of Swedish of the western side of the peninsula, commonly known as "Norwegian" are not, will never be, pleasant to listen to.

@Fergant nobody expects the swedish mortician

mortician, because your country is like a funeral lol @auroraborealis

It takes 2 of them to face 1 of me.

And they still struggle.

Allfather, I'll make you proud by defeating these sheep's-brain eaters. Again.

I don't want to stir up the pot but norwegians probably can say rødgrød med fløde without any problems...

You know what that means

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