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Hey, I thought I should address CW's head on:
I've though recently about just CWing everything, but I don't like that idea, so here goes:
I will CW:
-violent images--warzones, etc
-discussions of violence
-mentions of sexual violence
-discussions of abuse, particularly child abuse, which I know all too well.
-hellsite discussions, screen grabs
-ironic hornt jokes
This isn't everything, but I just want to be clear.
American Gladiators but everyone's wearing strap-on dildos.
Shitting with the stall door open to establish dominance in my office.
*On MTV'S "TrueLife"*
[ME]: *intimate close-up, my face absolutely slathered in cum* "you think you know...but you have no idea."
"Who'll do the unpleasant work?"
Right now, hard labor is performed by a small group.
Should they strike, there are unemployed workers willing to step in.
If we shared this burden, no one would be stuck in these shitty jobs.
And no one would go without.
Also don't forget to follow the new BOFA account @ferretsyndicate
In solidarity, we're leaving dot social.
STOP FOLLOWING ME ON THIS ACCOUNT IT WILL BE DEAD SOON FOLLOW @ferretsyndicate OR ELSE!!1!
[ME]: *slices three waterjugs in half w/ my samurai blade then sheaths it* "...well, I'd say this has been a pretty good first date, don't you?"
[HER]: "...I'm gonna go."
Follow my new account @ferretsyndicate or they don't get dinner. Boost and they get treats.
*"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails playing*
[ME]: *looking at 6ft party submarine sandwich, lipsynching* "i wanna fuck u like an animal."
Who needs terrorists when we have ourselves?
Boost me to help me find my old followers.
200th follower gets a cum tribute as per usual.
Follow @ferretsyndicate or I'll cum on your father's grave.
I'm moving to @ferretsyndicate.bofa.lol
Follow or your dead to me.
Looks like Imma have to migrate. Need a bofa invitation.
I see a bunch of people moving off social? What's going on?
HAVE YOU NO SHAME SIR!?
the world meteorological organization still refusing to name a hurricane 'horrowfide' in spite of my many email communications.
What happens if we miss our chance?
When society becomes unbearable, revolt becomes palpable.
And, if this unrest isn't seized, a demagogue will take action.
Usually redirecting class anger towards nationalism or racism.
"Behind every fascism, there is a failed revolution."
*rapping in a Sesame Street cadence*
"Ferret's my name,
And cum is my game!"
*kicking over a kid's sand castle* "now if this had been ur property instead of a publicly-owned beach, this wouldn't have happened."
Carving a penis into a public bench so my descendants will have something to remember me by.
Here for the garbage.
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