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STOP FOLLOWING ME ON THIS ACCOUNT IT WILL BE DEAD SOON FOLLOW @ferretsyndicate@bofa.lol OR ELSE!!1!

Follow my new account @ferretsyndicate@bofa.lol or they don't get dinner. Boost and they get treats.

Follow @ferretsyndicate@bofa.lol or I'll cum on your father's grave.

I'm moving to @ferretsyndicate.bofa.lol

Follow or your dead to me.

the world meteorological organization still refusing to name a hurricane 'horrowfide' in spite of my many email communications.

What happens if we miss our chance?

When society becomes unbearable, revolt becomes palpable.

And, if this unrest isn't seized, a demagogue will take action.

Usually redirecting class anger towards nationalism or racism.

"Behind every fascism, there is a failed revolution."

*rapping in a Sesame Street cadence*

"Ferret's my name,
And cum is my game!"

*kicking over a kid's sand castle* "now if this had been ur property instead of a publicly-owned beach, this wouldn't have happened."

Carving a penis into a public bench so my descendants will have something to remember me by.

[ME]: *getting my nude portrait painted* "make my hog look really big."

Tfw you click on the "sensitive content" warning for images and it's not even a tiddy.

*on the set of a porno*

[ME]: *holding empty shot glass* "wait--so a cum shot is just where they spray it all over the place like that? JUST WASTING IT!?"

"But if we don't give billionaires tax cuts, how will we ever get to Mars!?" I screamed at the trick-or-treater dressed like an astronaut."

[ME]: *reaching into glove box* "yes officer I've got my license and registration right here..." *pulls out middle finger*

Knocking over Safeway's delicately-arranged apple pyramid to solidify my legacy.

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