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reminder my main acct is @FerrisBuelle and i mostly just use this one for bort posting or other stuff i dont wanna tag

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boost this toot if you think Mother Mother fucking SLAPS

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Can You Bastards Stop Saying Atrocities For A Fucking Second.

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Are Stairs More Dangerous Than People?
Find Out In Six Seconds.

now that ive heard belle delphines horrible voice it makes me happy that she doesnt sound how she looks

belle delphine sounds like an 1800s british child whos gonna shank you and take your coin purse

posted by bort! hello!
its me bort
Uh oh ferris is coming back
bort out

i will not tolerate gnomeophobia on my webzone

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