Ferris, Gnome Lover @FerrisBuelle@mastodon.social

@kennen me on my way to slap that coochie

reminder my main acct is @FerrisBuelle and i mostly just use this one for bort posting or other stuff i dont wanna tag

boost this toot if you think Mother Mother fucking SLAPS

Can You Bastards Stop Saying Atrocities For A Fucking Second.

Are Stairs More Dangerous Than People?
Find Out In Six Seconds.

I'll Kick Your Ass

now that ive heard belle delphines horrible voice it makes me happy that she doesnt sound how she looks

belle delphine sounds like an 1800s british child whos gonna shank you and take your coin purse

I'll kick your ass

o_o

*pees*

mr krabs killed those people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6781SePksDc

where 😤 my😤 gamers😤 at😤

i gotta clean my fish hes stinky

back in canada! its snowing

bort joba :)

THREE MINUTES LATER

BORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by bort! hello!
its me bort
Uh oh ferris is coming back
bort out

im in borts house right now

support commercial Inuit seal hunting (: