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"this whole thing smacks of fediverse" i say as im chucked into the sun for being an asshole

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Trans boy pride is taking cisboy styles and making them palatable

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Tired ADHD culture is setting down the soap from washing your hair, wet hair matted to your forehead, and immediately wondering "have i washed my hair yet"

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taking a stand against gamers and bigotry by saying "resident evil 6 was pretty good"

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*me, shouting into the cold uncaring social network* JUST SHOW ME THE PORN!!! PLEASE!!!!

Tried to sit on the top of the toilet but the toilet seat was up and I almost fell in

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im updating my following list on this account incase sanguinem goes down (it might this week for a day or two)

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were gonna hit that whip in our favorite rocket ship

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Hey y’all I have a 100% full proof way to not have people subawoo about you causing drama! It’s as easy as not making/boosting shitposts making fun of groups of queers or neurodivergent folks who are too weird for your taste! It’s really easy I promise !

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kinda messed up that we call it an "oedipus complex" when oedipus 100% didn't even know he was fucking his mom

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@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town "Let me emotionally abuse your children so that they will be easier for capitalism to extort"

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