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reminder - follow me over at @FishyPopstar@berries.space instead of here if you haven't already!

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*swallows all of your iron ingots* I have an iron deficiency

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*scuttles towards you on the ceiling* ohuuu.......have some dumb bitch juice, mister?

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*cracks bone in half and drinks the marrow* yum

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Minecraft lets play but it's just me fishing and doing asmr

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welCOME TO MY MINE
WE ARE MINING DIAMONDS
WE KNOW HOW T-

my cat: *sits next to me*
me: !!!! I love you!! Oh my gosh!! My little baby!!!!
my cat: *starts to purr*
me: !!!!!!!!!

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I made too much couscous on accident, oops. Tastes pretty good though

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all words for male masturbation are gross and blunt

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ehehehe.... can you image ever being thirteen? being thirteen is for nerds. we spawn in at age sixteen like real men.

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i love you all. dumbasses. fuck you all. i hope you all have a real damn ass nice day. bitch. ily

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Apparently tumblr posted examples of what was allowed after the 17th and they said the bot wouldn’t flag that kind of stuff as nsfw and then the bot went and flagged their examples as nsfw

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I got 71/90 on my test!!! Feelin like a Lord rn!!!!

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me @ berries rn: i love u , Bitch, i aint never gon stop lovin u, Bitch

It's too difficult to be funny here in social smh

I want my funky berries back!! We demand a sacrifice!!!

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