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so brave of sesame street to smash the notion of their characters having rich inner lives by showing the puppeteers stand up at the end of each episode, announce "THIS WAS ALL A FICTION, THEY FEEL NOTHING" and then tear the heads off their own muppets with their teeth

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Nothing brings me much more joy than the fact both Katie Hopkins and Milo Yiannopoulos are suffering financial hardship.
Bigotry shouldn't pay.

Someone I know IRL sharing Bari Weiss's articles as if she's not the worst possible person

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hello. my quest today is to get an openly nazi youtube channel taken down. they made a video calling me a “land whale” with jewish traits. fuck these people. help me out? m.youtube.com/channel/UCFUC7Na

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The frustration when you wanna boost a toot but the federation won't scooch.

lolol, this image is too good. not sure of original source, but it's damn good

HT @b0mb

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1994 is as close to us as 2042, actually 2042 is way closer since we'll eventually get there but 1994 has been destroyed by the endless maw of the present. Anyway welcome to Chili's

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what do you mean i cant put my rowdy child in the plane's cargo hold? you mean i have to carry on my wayward son?

Everyone always asks is he's the helldude, but no one ever asks if he's swelldude

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*extremely Winnie The Pooh voice* Please Christopher, may I please have some Honey

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birdsite, TERFs, nazi 

just signal boosting bc apparently the terfs are stealing nazi tactics again. please use your keys and not your hands to rip down stickers!!!

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I want to get two cats but my girlfriend insisted we can only get one so I've been repeatedly asking her if we can get a dozen cats and now wanting to get two seems like a reasonable request.

That's how you shift the Overton window.

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the romans crucified jesus to get his sick drops bc he's a rare elite mob

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Horny-adjacent posting 

I'm experiencing what I'd call Schödinger's Horny

I'm sort of in a permanent state of horniness but also I'm like "yeah, sex is WAY too much effort for my depressed ass RN"

I seriously do not get why you can't block channels on YouTube

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If I liked your selfie and then followed you, yes I have a crush on you, but don't worry, I'm too shy to do anything about it, pls remain unattainable kthx

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