fortune teller: Hmm
Me: is it good
Fortune teller: here it says your factkin with bowser

ok everyon shut thebfuck up heres a pic of my cat in a wizard hat

my stomach goes “hhhngnfjfhfjnjsksk” and i laugh

whats new pussy cat
whats new pussy cat
whats new pussy cat
whats new pussy cat
whats new pussy cat
whats new pussy cat
whats new pussy cat
it's not unusual
whats new pussy cat
whats new pussy cat
whats new pussy cat
whats new pussy cat

water tastes like a taste i just cant describe

going to the claires to buy a fursuit, y'all want anything?

kris: monsters may be able to take human souls, but humans can take monsters’ kidneys
asriel: kris... please... it’s 3 am... just let me sleep

this is so sad, alexa, play Never gunna give you up

slaps my 18 followers hands: i’m removing your tonsils

if all of my favorite tootuals dont retoot me once a day ... well... it hasnt happened yet but we'll see

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