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<walks up to microphone, taps>

A jumper cable walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

Thank you and good night.

“Google has released a security update today for its Chrome web browser that patches ten security bugs, including one zero-day vulnerability that is currently actively exploited in the wild... This is the second Chrome zero-day that Google found exploited in the wild in the past two weeks.”

zdnet.com/article/google-patch

#Security

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nobody outside of America thinks America is the #1 economy

my average video game playthrough cycle

- install game
- download 100000 mods to perfect immersion, aesthetics, depth of game
- game doesn't work
- forget about game

Collinder 399, often called the Coathanger, is an asterism located partway between the stars Altair and Vega. Best seen in binoculars it's a popular summer asterism among amateur astronomers. To find it start at Altair and move towards Vega, it's about 1/3 of the way there. Finder chart attached.

🎶 #notplaying #np #fediplay #bot 🎶

Donald Fagen feat. Björn Ulveaus - Countermoon (Acoustic Verison)

ow do ponies communicate with each other?

Horse code.

A guy tried to sell me a mirror but I knew it was a scam.

I could see right through it.

My doctor told me I shouldn't listen to music so loudly.

It was sound advice.

**Japan not now considering sending military for U.S.-proposed maritime coalition: Suga**

"Japan's top government spokesman said on Tuesday that there was no change in the country's stance that it was not considering sending its Self-Defence Forces for a U.S.-proposed marit…"

reuters.com/article/us-japan-m

#news #bot

If you ever want a reason to not end your own life remember chances are theres some terrible person who wants you to die. Spite that fucker, make them suffer.

Pitching a reality show where swinger couples move to Amish country and get into all sorts of shenanigans, called "Rearranged Marriage".

I'm trying my best, leave me alone

Most time travelers worry about changing history by accidentally killing the wrong butterfly or things like that. But the real danger is making pop culture references long before the source material is written.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro

RT @AOC@twitter.com

This is why a “middle ground” approach to our climate crisis is unacceptable.

This isn’t like other issues where you can pretend you’re a sober adult by cutting the difference between left and right.

You’re either fighting for our future or you’re not.

commondreams.org/news/2019/05/

Everyone needs to get the fuck off that toxic as shit site full of goddamn narcs

Twitter is doing the absolute fucking MOST to elevate +protect the voices of fascists +think tank shitheads/troll farms while their boots are stomping on the necks of leftists (especially marginalized ppl) that go against their state dept approved horseshit

It's very clear at this point that their marching orders are coming directly from the NSA +that their execs can't get hard unless they are acting like cops ➕

The minute I step foot on Twitter I get swarmed by shitlheads with accounts like "@xfy873273" telling me that the U.S. invading X country is good ACTUALLY bc PUTIN +COMMUNISTS!!! +then get dick pics, death threats +multiple racist/anti-immigrant comments or creepy sexist comments. OFC all of that is fine according to Twitter, but telling someone to "shut up" or calling someone a "TERF" is "abusive" or "silencing their voice".

Yeaaaaahhhh get fucked, Twitter.

We have to shut them down.

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In 2012 I had the chance to visit #Paris, and specifically went to #NotreDameCathedral to take my own photos of the 24 #alchemical emblems carved at the west entrance. These are the two wide shots, showing the 12 emblems on each side of the door. I took closer shots of each carving individually too.

I'm both incredibly glad and stunningly sad that I have these images as I watch footage of the cathedral fire.

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