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Eugen @Gargron@mastodon.social

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β€œDoes this dress make my butt look big?”

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Olivia went to a great deal of effort to meatloaf small enough to fit on this pillow.


(And yet, I keep tooting about songs that have great lyrics, and I'm like, look at those lyrics! Hypocrite I am)

Can you ever point to a song and say, look at those lyrics, you should listen to that song? That feels wrong to me. I wouldn't want to browse a list of "best lyrics" songs. It feels like the only right way is to already like the song and then gradually discover its lyricism...

"The creator had a master tape
But he left it in a cab
I stared into the void tonight
The best dream I ever had"

Something about these lyrics gives me goosebumps.

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Gargron's smash attack is elephant stampede

Did i ever toot "djort"? Because damn

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In hindsight this is not the right way to have worded this reminder to go pick up the gopro from where I left it

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He likes to sit on my stomach in the morning to make sure I don't disappear before he gets fed.

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Facebook put out a patent application for a face recognition system that will match your face in stores and correlate it with your social media profile to assign you a shopper trust level.

That's some seriously dystopian shit right there.

nytimes.com/2018/07/09/technol

Does GitLab really not have syntax highlighting for Crystal?

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My brain hasn't really woken up yet I guess I need tea first