@Gargron congratulations

@Gargron golly, guess somebody else will have to do it for you,

somebody like,

me,

@Gargron that’s a good thing.

@Gargron I doubt he can see what he's typing. You know, with the literal mountain of cash in the way.

@Gargron Here, you're welcome… https://twitter.com/schmittlauch/status/1073008141045063681

@Gargron the struggle is real 😪

@Gargron let me do it for you

@Gargron BWAAAHH MICROSOFT GAVE ME A BILLION DOLLARS AND I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME BWAHHH