@Gargron that is a fat cat!
@Gargron chonks'r'us
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Absolute Mewnit
@Gargron can I pet it?
@Gargron His head... his head is too small.
Miniaturization tech was a mistake. Send it back. Send it all back.
@Gargron That looks like a hot water bottle cover...
@Gargron el tito Eu se ha comprado una bolsa de agua caliente para el frío alemán.
@incritico JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
@SkeeterDiary esperando el baneo en 3, 2...
#ImageDescription an incredibly obese black & white cat in loaf pose stares up at the camera
This shall be my inaugural #StolenUndescribedImages post, thank you
https://eldritch.cafe/@SallyStrange/101542176011473198
@Gargron stop posting my selfies, eugen
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Fun fact: this cat is kept in France as the International Prototype Unit Cat. All other Units are based off of this Cat. If they are equal in value their Unit rating is declared Absolute.
@Ventronik @Gargron I bet we are a few universal constants away from having having a theoretical definition of a cat, rendering this French can useless.
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This implies an Absolute Unit is a metric measurement, what do Americans use instead?
@Ventronik @Gargron
Research indicates the Imperial equivalent to the Absolute Unit is the "Chonk". I'm not sure what the conversion factor is.
@Gargron big catgus
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Absolute moo-nit
@Gargron is this chonk real. i must know.
@Gargron Is that a cow? 🐮
@Gargron in awe at the size of this lad
@Gargron maximum chonk
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@Gargron oh lawd