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mastodon.social is experiencing a DDoS attack again, hang on

@Gargron Picturing you in a spinning chair infront of a large control panel shouting techno babble about countering their assault as you frantically type

Best of luck

@ripp_ @Gargron

THEY'RE DECRYPTING OUR TRIPLE-DES FIREWALL!!!

ACTIVATE THE EXPERIMENTAL QUANTUM ENCRYPTION

sir are you sure, it's untes

JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!

(as a jar of petunias)

Well I HOPE you're HAPPY sir

@natecull @ripp_ @Gargron

> And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!
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