If shortbread is so good why isn't it longer
@Gargron because you dont have to wait for it to rise. duh!
@Gargron I thought it was:
If shortbread is so good why isn't it shorter?
The best shortbread being none at all. :P
@Gargron Does it matter if you're not having sex with it?
@Gargron Its shortness symbolises the finiteness of life itself.
@Gargron the short in shortbread refers to butter (aka shortening, called that because it shortens the gluten strands resulting in a more tender finished product)
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