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Same week as I get hired back on Mastodon everyone moves to :blobugh:

Coincidence? I think not! :thaenkin:

CONSPIRACY! MOST DEFINITELY! :thinkerguns:

Eugen @Gargron

@maloki If you have Pleroma you should go see a doctor

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@HerraBRE @maloki @Gargron Yeah, I kinda want to because it's funny, but kinda don't because I don't support the nonsense about other fediverse members.

@gucci_mage ignore him. I told him to shut up.

@Gargron @maloki

*camera pans across an aging woman playing with children in a verdant meadow, and there is serene orchestral music in the background*

"Ask your doctor if Pleroma is right for you."

@kevinja @gargron @maloki followed by someone reading really fast "Pleromamaycausedrowsinessdizzinssdropyand/orrectalleakage.DonotoperateheavymachinerywhileonPleroma.PeoplewhoarepregnantbreastfeedingorpronetofallingoutoftreesshouldnottakePleroma.CommonsideeffectsofPleromaincludeunstoppablesneezingspeedblinkinglossofhairlossofinhibitionslossofvirginityandlossofyourmind.Ifyouexperienceatootlastinglongerthan4hours,consultyourinstanceadminimmediately."