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I’m going to write a bot that just crawls kick starter and leaves links to the mastodon github as the first comment on anyone trying to fund a social network.

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Big sale at the ass store. 40% off huge asses. Buy one regular ass get a small ass for free

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The 'great man' theory of history is a frictionless, spherical cow.

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In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. And then the murders began.

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My husband and I volunteer at a park where there are a significant amount of synchronous fireflies. It is astonishing how many people show up and ask me "Is this all they do, are they going to do anything else?".

Like what? The tango?! Dude. THEY ARE FIREFLIES. THEY ARE DOING THE BEST THEY CAN. LEAVE THEM ALONE.

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if you have 0 legs you "slither"
if you have 2 legs you "sprint"
if you have 4 legs you "gallop"
if you have 6 legs you "scuttle"
if you have more you "creep"

End. Of. Discussion.

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Bhavani Esapathi (twitter.com/@bhaesa) is my friend and a dear, wonderful person who has been battling autoimmune disease for as long as I’ve known her and doing so while helping others. Now the Tories want to hand her a death sentence and deport her. We cannot let this happen.

Read about her ordeal:

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home

Sign/support this petition and help save her life:

change.org/p/home-office-grant

Tell your friends, call your elected representatives, make some noise.

#SaveBhavani

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Of course you should hire a squirrel for a software engineering position. They're experts in tree-traversal and caching, and they're very well acquainted with kernels.

I hate how often (at least so it seems to me) I end up talking about my sleep schedule. It's now 7am and I am considering whether to try and stay up to fix it...

Where is josef. Why did he disappear when we finally got helldude back :thonking:

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wanna meet the person who came up with drinking water like "oo im not wet enough inside" fucking unreal

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I am a transient and god is a compressor with the attack time turned all the way down

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