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when rappers talk about getting out the "gat" they mean gatling gun. a lot of civil war reenactors in the rap game

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“This spider has super long legs. What should we call it?”
“Daddy!”

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@Gargron is a fairly amazing fellow. We spoke via video two years ago and you can watch that here:

youtube.com/watch?v=MjFndOGVpT

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Imagine mishearing your teacher and thinking it's maslow's hierarchy of bees

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Every computer is portable if you're strong enough.

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FeUdALiSm iS oVeR

yeah well i still have a fucking Land Lord

only difference is she cant Levy fucking Troops from my household

My dream for Mastodon is for it to be a viable choice as a publishing platform for any creator. In other words, for people to not feel like they're locked in to Twitter or Instagram if they want to be professionally successful.

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@Gargron Polls are essentially the best thing that happened to Mastodon. 🎉

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Not much about this project on the fediverse, but just things I've worked on together with some friends recently ^q^

poketto.style

On a more fundamental level, you should not be using the same password on different websites, and use a password manager like KeePass to generate and keep track of the passwords.

Some older, inactive Mastodon accounts are being turned into spam accounts.

Every account I've checked has been in the haveibeenpwned.com database, i.e. the spammers are using breaches from other websites and randomly trying e-mail/password combinations to get access to those accounts, insert spam links in the bio and start following people.

An exceptionally simple defence against this happening to you is using two-factor authentication. Check your account settings to see how to enable it.

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