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Mom's having virtual book club in the living room, so I'm back here chillin with my dude.

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#Samoyed #Dogs are my favorite breed.

Ping @Algot as it reminds me of his lovely riddles

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COVID-19, missionaries 

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I’m a bit disappointed because this summer there was a chance of me going on a work trip to Portugal and now I’m pretty sure that’s never going to happen

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none of the valar and very few of the maiar fucked. gandalf fucked. saruman the white did not, but saruman of many colours did. radagast was a furry. the blue wizards, so called on account of their balls, were incels

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the balrogs absolutely fucked. smaug fucked, but neither ancalagon nor glaurung did. most of the elves did not fuck, except galadriel, whomst a hotwife

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Originals usually make most of my income but I didn't sell any this month, which is why I'm so anxious. And the current situation doesn't help

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All my desire to reduce my time on social media suddenly vanished since its now my only form of social interaction.

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She harassed me by whining and trying to jump on things until I paid attention to her, then went and sat pointedly by the paper bag until I put it on the bed

#DailyCatPic #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #cats #caturday

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⚠️ PSA to all Germans ⚠️

Starting tomorrow, Telekom and Telefonica will hand over your phone's movement data to the government and other authorities.

It is opt-out, not opt-in!

Deactivate ASAP.

Telekom: optout-service.telekom-dienste

O2: telefonica.de/dap/selbst-entsc

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I'm curious about the general #Corona vibe on Mastodon.

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