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Data: I cannot be sad, because I am an android. I do not have feelings. *looks forlorn out the window*

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Three Becomes Latest UK Mobile Operator to Bring Back EU Roaming Charges - macrumors.com/2021/09/09/three well done, @ThreeUK, my main reason for sticking with you has gone. I will probably switch to a rival now...

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I'm a firm believer of Hanlon's Razor, but over a week, Facebook has flagged a post and a comment of mine, both about Mastodon (and including a link to joinmastodon.org)

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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email clients should have even cheesier sounds for sending messages.

i want the room to shake and audio recorded from a literal space shuttle launch to play every time i send a one-line email that's like "received, thank you."

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There are web services that won't sell your data, but there aren't web services that'll go to jail for you.

How many words can a person learn in a day and actually remember? Is there a limit?

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It's like they always say: what's good for the horse is good for the gamer

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Wenn du mich jetzt noch streicheln würdest, wär alles perfekt! 😺

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Meech has been on the couch in this spot since 6am when he came inside, very damp, and politely requested some breakfast.

He has no idea the sun is out right now and I don't intend to open the curtains to inform him.

#MastoCats #CatBellies

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no... PLEASE. .don'T INTERPOLATE ME.. I'm animated on twos.. AUGHGHHH

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It’s a general Facebook post introducing mastodon, and it’s from last year… perhaps many user left Facebook to mastodon
@Gargron well done 👏🎉🍾

#facebook #block #mastodon #spam

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