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This gentleman fought against the Russians in WW2.............yaaaaay

Wait..........

So im here in the South. In a little town and the wife wanted a vape. A CBD vape.
Go into this shop and ask the guy, european guy, for a CBD vape.
He says sure. Then pauses and says "Of course if you want something stronger......"
I say how much he says 40. Ok.
He pulls out the THC vape. Then he says "of course if you want something stronger......"
How much? 60
Ok
He gives me the look
"Of course if you want something stronger......."
I get the feeling I coulve got a K of smack if I wanted.

Been here for last 5 weeks. 3 to go or possibly 7.

Went to the barber. I told him i wanted a number 0 clipper fade.
He said "A normal 0? Or like a real skin 0??"
Mother f*cker made it sound like a challenge!!

Latin athletes have always shined bright in MMA

Does anyone have any Bluesky codes please

Jon Venerable is being granted a two day parole hearing. Shouldnt last more than two minutes.

TIL: The national animal of Scotland is the unicorn. Yes, you read that right! Although unicorns are mythical creatures, they hold a special place in Scottish folklore and symbolism.

https://www.nts.org.uk/stories/the-unicorn-scotlands-national-animal
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/151hrgd/til_the_national_animal_of_scotland_is_the/

There has been guy standing on top of a police van on the busiest street in town for 3 hours. Hes armed (with a belt). 10 police standing watching him. Whats the point of police?

https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/news-why-dan-wootton-trending-twitter-allegations-explored-presenter-takes-leave-absence Hahahahahaha ha

Bom Dias

Its 3:30am and im still awake. My body clock will wake me before 8. This is my life

Just banged half a valium before the dentist. Not sure if that was a good idea

About to go get root treatment.
Pray for Geo

First Mastadon post. What are we calling these things?