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holy shit someone just blocked me for the dumbest shit what an aggressive person christ

have yall seen that video of tom scott sending garlic bread into space and then eating it

bread's been a joke for as long as i've been on masto. do i know WHY? no. but it is what it is. bread

JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food

FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles

SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog

ENGLISH MASTODON: c h e e b s b e b o r b g e r

in food fantasy earlier i saw this conversation in the global chat and its the funniest fucking shit right now
"how do i make roast chicken"
"one whole ass chicken"

"thisll never replace twitter"

i mean that wasnt really the point anyway?

NEW TWITTER USER: what's an "instance"?

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NEW TWITTER USER: TOOT TOOT bitches! what the fuck is the federated time line?

VETERAN MASTODON USER: you see...

Anyone looking for an anime to watch this season should absolutely check out Planet With, its criminally underrated

LET"S MAKE MASTADON WHOLESOME AND AUTHENTIC INSTEAD OF EDGY AND IRONIC

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a funny joke would be to post stick figures every day for an entire year and caption each image “WIP”

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