Jimmy Stewart in ‘The Philadelphia Story’, on NOT embracing a drunk and amorous Hepburn:

“You were extremely attractive, and as for distant and forbidding, on the contrary. But you also were a little the worse—or the better—for wine, and there are rules about that.”

Rules.

If I ebay all my old clothes what are the chances of my dna being found at a crime scene asking for a friend

@dansup just a heads up...

traced back some sex spam already received on a new Hubzilla installation to this person:
quitter.is/anonymiss

PS- I like what you're doing w/pixelfed!

starting a new social platform like this makes me feel like I'm just entering a random room and yelling all my sentences

another test toot "message in a bottle" out into the fediverse... hoping to snag it on another protocol... with media, please.

Alright so I still have to figure out Auto Layout and Stack Views, but this is a solid first try. So funky that the Mastodon-API returns HTML instead of leaving presentation up to the consumers of the API.

tossing this test toot "message in a bottle" out into the fediverse... hoping to snag it on the other side.

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