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Gandalf: this ring is bad news, sell your house and meet me in Bree like, next year maybe
Frodo: cool, what are you gonna do
Gandalf: I gotta ride like halfway across the continent to read me a book because I'm an idiot wizard who hasn't invented the internet yet
Sam is the most heroic hobbit because he's deeply committed to helping his friend take the ring to get recycled despite it being very clear that he's really into going back home to his couch, but also managing to not like, make a whole deal about it
@rootsworks well I mean don't forget the aspect of Sam wanting to fuck Frodo
