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doctors don't want you to know about this one simple trick:

100% all natural slime fucking

fortunately because they're only $6 a deck it's cheap to have a clean deck if the spectator wants to inspect them. unfortunately if the level of trust is that low then the reading is probably already ruined. it's not like doing a card trick as a magician

all three of these areas have more than fourteen areas to color in to specify the card number. any one would work

major arcana readings are good enough for entertainment purposes but if you want to include the minor arcana you'll need

4 dots for each of the suits
14 dots for each of the cards in a suit

most importantly we need to know which way is up on the cards since direction of card is important in a reading

second we want to know if it's major arcana and which one

fortunately there are 24 dots and there are 22 major arcana cards

as long as you know which side the dots should appear on if its major arcana you know which direction the card is facing which you can then change depending on how you flip the card

I've been looking for a cheap tarot deck with a back that's easy to mark and fuckin' a if it's not the miss cleo deck

watching the last season of Halt and Catch Fire and this is maybe the funniest thing I've seen this year

Joe, looking at Haley playing music on her Walkman: Hey, you know you can use the AUX cord and play that on the car stereo

Haley: No, you wouldn't like it

Joe: Go ahead

"Fish Heads" by Barnes and Barnes begins playing

Joe and Haley, stare dead faced off into the distance

i'm fine i'm not avoiding stuff it's just that i suddenly really really need to focus on learning the si stebbins stack until i forget all of my responsibilities

salute your jorts dot horse admin, @killeveryhetero, for bravely upgrading the instance live with no downtime

hey I'm over at unless something goes wrong and I come back to this account

moving over to happyhorseskull @ because it's the best social network url ever

one of my favorite Penn and Teller FUs involves Brian Brushwood from Scam School on Youtube performing psychic surgery

mint: you spent $0.00 last week. wait, that can't be right

me: that's right fucker I hacked capitalism and also I'm poor so get off my nutsack

just a normal saturday night watching this video muted and shouting "what the fuck, fuck you" repeatedly at my computer screen

wait so do I get to keep all the bofa follows if they shut down the instance?

this bullshit is larceny

it's not that I'm a negligent person it's just that I'm feeding these pets I'm caring for at irregular intervals to simulate the hunting lifestyle

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