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A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

tumblr 

I was just informed that if your Tumblr blog gets falsely flagged as "explicit" and the option to unflag the blog as explicit is grayed out, you can fix this by inspecting element and removing a few lines of code.

This is incredible.

weed, drugs 

This roasted broccoli tastes like when you over smoke spent weed...

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the LGBT standard was refreshed to LGBTQ and most recently LGBTQIA, but you may see the following proprietary extensions in older equipment:

LGBT+
LGBT-X
mini-LGBT
LGBT-HD
LGBT 2000
LGBT for Workgroups
i.LGBT
ASUS® LGBTQ Boost™
LGBTQ.11ac
μLGBTQ (embedded only)
LGBTQ Creative Cloud

Tfw you step out of the shower and realize that you missed shaving 25% of your leg

Internet cringe culture needs to die off permanently.

Boost if you agree.

When you're dehydrated and know that you need to drink water but your naked on your bed and can't fathom the energy to get up even though your roommates are gone and so you just keep scrolling all the while thinking about getting some strawberry lemonade and how good that would taste and you really need to get your life together cause you got shit to do in 43 minutes but being dehydrated on your bed seems easier

real talk for a sec tho there are so many fellow trans folks up in here and im here for it

Years worth of old mail sorted: ✅
Food cooking for dinner:✅
Dildo in the sink:✅

What more could I possibly ask for?

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Venture Capital for IoT-connected juice bag squeezers $120,000,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my tech bubble is bursting

my uncle works at mastodon and he gave me the cheat code for unlocking the secret fifth column that gets you unlimited toots and invicibility

I like my tea like I like my friends: lukewarm, steeped too long, lots of honey, but still bitter underneath.

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