Hayes231 @Hayes231@mastodon.social

I just sold someone a note 8 screen protector for 10 dollars. I told him 20 he said 15 I said ok, but when I enter the sale in the system I accidently set it to 10. Guy didn't say anything We have casual pricing. That's the second screen protector I sold for 10 bucks today. My boss will not be pleased. FML 😔

masto elephant is named florence pass it on

@zeta @hal @mike @haze231 careful every time you mention haze he appears on a new instance

@hal @mike It's not like I have 5 @haze231's following me

The difference is Microsoft doesn't have a toxic masculine video game franchise to atone for

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I’m playing Life Will Change at the family cookouts in the future idc. Shit slaps

Anytime I'm feeling down I just look this man right in the eyes and it fills me with determination

#essential #apps

Balls of steel

Autopilot is, ultimately, the combination of dynamic cruise control - cruise control that can vary speed in response to traffic conditions and maintain following distance - with a system that steers the car to maintain a lane (or change lanes).

As Tesla points out, you're supposed to keep your hands on the wheel (and, nowadays, it checks for steering wheel torque every minute, and alerts the driver if it's not detected, AFAIK) and pay attention when it's on.

Amazing how people who are self-described "brutally honest" never seem to give out brutal complements or be brutally vulnerable.

They can't just be like "Hey @KitRedgrave that skirt looks motherfucking fabulous on you and if you don't like it, tough shit." or "Jesus Christ I am dying of nerves right now at this interview. Just telling it like it is, bruh."

Them: "Uneducated voters are a danger to democracy."

Also them: "Too much democracy is bad because people are stupid."

Me: "Maybe the only way to have a functional democracy is ensuring people have the time and opportunity to become educated about the issues. Maybe democracy is about more than just voting every few years. Maybe democracy requires a strong civil society and we haven't had a functional democracy in decades, if we ever did."

A battle is underway at the US Department of Defense to improve the way DoD develops, secures, and deploys software -- and #freesoftware is making headway. Learn more by watching this #LibrePlanet talk by Sharon Woods: https://media.libreplanet.org/u/libreplanet/m/the-battle-to-free-the-code-at-the-department-of-defense/ source: https://twitter.com/fsf/status/986329968694169600

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