People that buy 2 #stamps at a time and use their debit card are the #reasonidrink.
Please do not use sunscreen pills. https://www.10tv.com/article/fda-warns-consumers-not-use-sunscreen-pills
#sunscreen #melanoma #pleasedonot
1998: someday a doctor can diagnose you from the comfort of your home!
2018:yeah I read online that doctors can't be trusted and cabbage juice cures cancer.
1998: the internet will democratize information and every voice will be heard!
2018: yeah the Wendy's Twitter is funny but have you seen Arby's?
Whatever happened to that #cdc muffin with the ticks anyways? Did they just put it back on the shelf?
Y'all know that Cambridge Analytica is just going to come back under a different name. Like Blackwater did after 2007. They aren't gone and your entire personhood is still being distilled into ones and zeros.
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"I use these essential oils and coffee enemas to detox my body and stay cancer free"
She said, preparing to light her 14th cigarette for the day.
In honor of #homeopathy awareness week I would like to draw your attention to the fact that it does not work.
Glad to see you're all hot about the Apu in The #Simpsons being a racial stereotype...30 years later.
If you're only angry about things like this when it's trendy then you're probably not really all that angry about it.
Science is not here to hurt you. #vaccinate https://mastodon.social/media/h1YTvjLczmV5xzkgcJ0
https://www.popsci.com/does-apple-cider-vinegar-actually-do-anything
Please do not try to treat diseases with rotted apples. #homeopathy #lies #pleasedonot
Why is it "Won't" and not "Willn't"?
Robots in #scifi are an allegory for racial division.
April fool's is over so we can all stop being #jerks to each other forever now.
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3085258
Please do not snort goddamn condoms. #pleasedonot #condom #challenges #wearedoomed
