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Yeah screw it, I'm not non-binary. I'm GNC cis. I thought I was non-binary for a short while, but I guess not.

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Goodnight everyone. Except if your name is Neera Tanden in which case I hope you sleep terribly and wake up with an agonizing hangover.

Vaush is the kind of guy to suggest that kidnapping and assault victims should resort to screaming slurs at the top of their lungs.

I've been playing a little Wii Fit since I didn't get around to that when I was younger.

Probably might make it a habit to shave my face once a day since I'm not too fond about having facial hair anymore.

Also I don't really have the money for it anyhow or feel particularly fond about bringing a kid into this hell world

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Because people like me who aren't bothered with having kids are apparently proving to be harmful to the profits of hospitals and baby supply manufacturers.

RT @CBSNews@twitter.com

Experts sound the alarm on declining birth rates among younger generations: "It's a crisis" cbsn.ws/3sJfV7z

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/CBSNews/status/136

How am I a year older than Vaush yet he looks at least ten years older than me?

That feeling when people don't seem to regard you as problematic but you also don't draw much positive attention towards yourself either because you just suck at talking to people and you're too nervous to bother trying.

If your goal is to make right-wingers less likely to change their views, you're doing a bang up job working towards that.

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"People in Texas were predisposed from birth to having ignorant right-wing views forced on them given the environments they wound up in therefore I see no problem in telling them to eat shit and drop dead."

-Every shitlib on this site right now.

RT @dril@twitter.com

Can we stop the posts please guys. Can we all cool it with the gags, riffs, spoofs, and epic shit. People are trying to do mental health

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/dril/status/136718

New stimulus means test announced: You must own a house or condo and have health insurance in order to receive $1,400.
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