Icebrand @Icebrand@mastodon.social

me: my browser is running unacceptably slowly
also me: (has four idle games open, each in their own window)

only languages i have this one nailed down on: spanish, because i learned it when i was like 10, and toki pona, because "ni" basically runs all three barter towns

the hardest part of learning languages is 100% keeping straight the words for "this" "that" and "that one o'er yonder"

i wish I was good at Contra games. so far my lifetime best accomplishment at them is “beat the first NES game without the Code but using continues”

the internet is JERKS

working overtime tonight on my first full session GMing an RPG tomorrow, because i want to save my original plan for today's mission for a future session, because it had too many tasty hooks to some 11th-hour character changes for me to waste on a session intended as a get-to-know-you intro to the setting

that sentence is about as much a trainwreck as my current thought process is

out: Masters of Fine Arts
in: Masters of Fire Ants

attn FBI: the reason i was just googling things like "density of human body" and "density of bones" was nothing sinister, i was just trying to figure out how floating works, please take me off the List

vegeta's not dead... so glad vegeta's not dead

because it's midnight

no YOU'RE watching videos of live performances of homestar runner songs instead of sleeping

the universe is real big. like, at least bigger than three football fields [citation needed]

sometimes it's fun to pretend to have bizarre opinions, just to see people try to figure out if you're quirky, ignorant, or completely unhinged. also, indiana is actually bigger than ohio

sometimes it's fun to pretend to have bizarre opinions, just to see people try to figure out if you're quirky, ignorant, or completely unhinged. also, A1 sauce is the best dip for raw carrots

sometimes it's fun to pretend to have bizarre opinions, just to see people try to figure out if you're quirky, ignorant, or completely unhinged. also, i think the moon doesn't exist

taaaaaake on meeeee
taaaaaaaaaaake meeeeeeeee on
meeeeeeee on taaaaaaaake
ooooooon take meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cheers to:

1. the bank for wasting a first-class postage stamp and several pieces of paper to inform me i might have to pay a late fee if i don't remit $0.00 by april 2

2. the sky officials who mixed up their paperwork bad enough that it's snowing on the vernal equinox in the south

3. this year's college basketball postseason for just being so _weird_

4. every boxer in punch out that cheats like heck

5. you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

depression! (you're on!)

adhd (oh my stars!)

anxiety (check me out)

crooooooooowwwwwwwwww (i'm different!!!!)

couldn't sleep tonight so i took off my fitbit, put it on the charger, and took a shower.

i havent put it back on yet but i've tried to use it to check my pulse more than five times in the last 20 minutes

just starin at my empty wrist like a huge goober, waiting for it to light up

the best part is, the only response i ever got from sharing it with any of the people i knew was someone getting mad at the lyric "innocence is dead" [which i absolutely did not write, it was from the original song]

i really need to get back into recording or composing music again