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:blobaww: A BUNCH OF BABY DUCKS

They’re about 3 weeks old, still fluffy and their wing feathers haven’t grown out yet so they do the cutest flappy.

🔈Sound to hear them doing duckling squeaks.

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Rigid chronological timeline concepts on how people are supposed to travel through life are garbage.

You don't have to do things you hate just to appease social expectation. Pursue fulfillment. Service your needs and your ambitions and be kind to yourself.

Do what is right for you, when it is right for you. If you don't want marriage, kids, a university education, to own a home, travel, whatever, don't do them. Don't f*g do them. That is fine. You are fine.

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This is what I've taken up the last couple of years doing. These are being used by hospitals as colouring material for patients and their families.

Ok I love you but I have to go bed bed. Snuggles and nibbles and a sweet little cake.

@Torie just knowing that they are choosing to populate their timeline - which has their own beautiful faces in it - with mine, well that feels great

@InkyPlaytime joke's on him, none of it fell out of my mouth because I'm too good at eating

Shankly I'm eating buckwheat pancakes, I don't know what you're expecting will happen

i am probably wrong about absolutely everything and i think about this every day, thanks

This is a model of a Roman kitchen from 1 AD, over 2000 years ago. I like it because it's still basically recognizable as a kitchen. I wanted to share this because to me this shows that some human things never really change, and I think that's nice.

When did the shitcunt express arrive on mastodon? Wrong station honey choo choo away with you

LMFAO no dude you’re right I should give views like “bisexuality isn’t real” and “nonbinary people don’t exist” absolute acknowledgement and while we’re here we should really hear out those in favour of human eugenics to weed out all those pesky colours too they may have some totally valid points. 👋

I am sitting outside in the cold in my old towelling dressing gown, that is 18yrs old and thread bare but I cannot find one to replace it, watching my chickens free range in my garden. This is my version I chicken soup therapy

Hey I'm gonna be looking to hire a web designer soon, someone who's also aware of trans healthcare stuff and trans social justice in general, boost please I'd love to look at any portfolios or hear from people who might be interested.

Quick note

If you think bisexuality doesn’t exist
Or is just a word to describe semi-closeted gays or attention seeking straight people

👋 bye

If you think non-binary spectrum people are only either trans and don’t know it yet or just attention seeking straight people

👋 Ain’t got the tiiiiime Sonny

Hello to bisexuals who are extremely gay today only

does anybody else use positive reinforcement to nurture desired behaviours in their friends and family? me either lmao

October 20th is Male Breast Cancer Awareness Day.

Owners of nipples: you can get breast cancer.

The pink stuff is for men too.
Breast check YouTube: youtu.be/yTHyMNBkbOY

Did a drawing for the hospital last year on it (link to facebook video) facebook.com/830189070449588/p

Look at this hours-old chick guys!!
This is a quail chick, not a chooken, but it is still very good! c:

I look out for my fellow fowl.

October 20th is Male Breast Cancer Awareness Day.

Owners of nipples: you can get breast cancer.

The pink stuff is for men too.
Breast check YouTube: youtu.be/yTHyMNBkbOY

Did a drawing for the hospital last year on it (link to facebook video) facebook.com/830189070449588/p

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