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Just secured @/stevejobs hoping apple pays a shit load of money to buy it from me

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So this webstie's Eugen's instagram. cool cool cool cool cool

Just cleaned the toilet and I don’t want anyone to use it. I want it preserved in a toilet museum for centuries.

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really would like this site better if it wasn’t filled with axle and his jokes

Might as well add “no name calling” rule to the instance. That shit hurts

i hope atheists find their god soon. it must suck to follow a god-less religion.

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Ordering a couch for my notifications because favorite-merchants practically live there

How famous should a person be for it to be acceptable to publicly thirst on them?

if I ever get depression, my body would simply produce serotonin

“I’m not a hoe or anything but a woman has her needs”

- hoe

Might fuck around and become religious. Will have imaginary friend at least

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As promised, mastodon.social code of conduct has been updated to add "casteism and advocation of casteism" to the list of explicitly prohibited offenses

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Pretty sure Axle made this wholeass site to phish us all.

If I ever suffer from erectile dysfunction, I’ll simply sustain a boner

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Every time you call, toots tweets or boosts retweets or favourites likes your IQ drops by 1

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FFS @DovalehG I’m muting your retweets. I’d rather see sanghi stuff on my feed

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