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If I ever suffer from erectile dysfunction, I’ll simply sustain a boner

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Every time you call, toots tweets or boosts retweets or favourites likes your IQ drops by 1

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FFS @DovalehG I’m muting your retweets. I’d rather see sanghi stuff on my feed

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You gotta tell me if I know you from Twitter, okay?

Every single tweet of eugen gargron is this reply worthy

Like, I know how a dishwasher works but that thing still somehow manages to fascinate me

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y’all suggest me good accounts to follow. half of my feed is my toots

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here’s my take one the whole ayodhya thing: how to get rid of dandruff?

wish my toots get discussed in some gc right now

perhaps an instance that doesn’t allow plagiarised toots

so the creep joined this website too. Cool. Cool. Cool.

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