birdsite, john mcaffe, beastiality, the straights are not alright folks 

@anna hahaha already weird enough for me, idek if my ab muscles could handle much weirder

birdsite, john mcaffe, beastiality, the straights are not alright folks 

@anna idek who this is but Im crying laughing so hard

birdsite, john mcaffe, beastiality, the straights are not alright folks 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATAHAHAHAHAHATAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

Irl drama 

@Torie yeah this a 100% bullshit non apology. You're wonderful from everything Ive seen, so leave that trash in 2018 where it belongs

Hey so Im officially moving over to my jorts account now. Decided to stop being lazy about it. So follow me there instead of here for more premium toots like

"Fuck I hate people"
And
"JK turns out I was just hangry"

Only compassion will ensure the continuation of the human race. Nothing else. Ingenuity without compassion means more weapons of mass destruction. Economics without compassion means the death of others due to starvation, thirst, or homelessness. Full automation without compassion means more squabbling over the rights to the fruits of its rewards.

We must learn to become compassionate, or the human race will become extinct.

@DMX@radical.town i woke up like 30 or so minutes ago, and Im just like,,,whyyyyy?!? What did I do to deserve this punishment??

Im trying really hard to not get out of bed righ now. I dont even wanna be up this early

@Slipperywerm@radical.town i hate this equally as much the second time around

@Quixote171 @Louisa @SanfordianPhil@mstdn.io hmmmm. Feel like you should make an effort to try, for the rest of us.

just stumbling and tripping and repeatedly knocking over this bucket of various heart emojis, hoping my screwball antics can cheer y'all up briefly

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Selfie, ec 

@Thomas i think they're good features. Your face, it's a good one, Thomas :thinkerguns:

@Slipperywerm@radical.town wtf is a 30 year old boomer?!? Words have meanings, B Y Z

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