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sometimes i look up at the moon and think, know who else is looking at that very same moon? MILFs in my area. and it puts me at ease

Good news, I was indeed just hangry and not actually in a bad mood. So thats nice.

[TL starts getting sad]

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the fediverse seems to be having a collectively bad mental health day. here is a spell to help

please only boost and fave this if you're a boring, ugly child with a boring, ugly navel that you stare at

"hat in hand" is such a weird phrase. When's the last time you've been apologized to by someone holding a hat.

My car has a distinct scent to it lately and I am NOT pleased with it

this is your 19th Daily Duck for Daily Duck December. it's a big one. look at this fucking unit. fucking look at it

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Real friendship is doxxing yourself via handwriting analysis samples in the discord

skidaddle skidarousel
your dick is now a carousel

I may not be TED KACZYNSKI, but i sure BOMBED that EXAM

Hello darlin’
Nice to see you
I’m scarfing down sliiiiiiiiiiiime

Y'ever think about how very tenuous "normal" is? Everything breaks down with just a little thought.

What the fuck are lips, and why are we just ok with them being where they are? Why does it feel nice to put yours on someone else's? Let me touch my feed hole to your feed hole, it'll be fun, I promise.
That's fucking weird.
Anyway, anyone wanna make out?

re something I was thinking about recently. I feel anarchists in their social and activist lives should put a lot more focus on personal wellbeing, and shift it away from "pure" and martyresque sacrifice for a cause. is the world we're working towards one where people feel obligated and socially pressured to destroy themselves for others? I don't think that's a world I want to be a part of. I dont think that a world that can function.

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