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Toot: This image is nsfw
Me: *clicks image*
Image: *is nsfw*
Me: :pika:

Guys I've moved to berries and I've almost broke the record for fastest to 69 followers, I am some kind of god to them!

Okay, and I'm moved. Now if all of you could just follow me again...

hold on while i thoroughly research this material before i post to make sure this joke hasn’t been done before 

Alright, I think that's it! Now I just need to activate the migration tool? Gargon, add a "do it all for me" button

u ever see a post and ur just like, fuck.. that’s good. damnit.

starting to get into calling potato chips "crisps", like a big time weirdo

Wow... I'm really feeling adventurously bisexual.

Hello! I'm your host, Ivafakename, and welcome to the gameshow you all know and love, it's "WHY HAVEN'T I MOVED TO BERRIES YET?"

John Cena!

*To the trumpet* thats an old meeeeeeme

Good afternoon! I got tired of the good morning toots, thought I'd switch it up a little!

Lewd, genitalia, lesbian vampire killers spoilers 

I do enjoy the fact that different apps can program different notification vibration patterns. I'm able to tell when I get Tusky notifications from across the room

reasons to follow me:

>at least 2 good toots

>i lift with my legs

please follow me

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