Jaci 33rd Degree Mason @JaciMasonic@mastodon.social
Your cool aunt
Joined Aug 2018
I'm going to a cave today with my son and we are going to have all the fun
Is GeoMatt on here? Did NaziTara red pill him with heavily filtered selfies?
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Going to the aquarium tomorrow, for every boost this gets I will stand next to a stranger, pause and then say, “Do you think sharks have religion?”
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Batman is a cop. But also he's a billionaire. When we guillotine him we have to sew his head back on and guillotine him again I don't make the rules
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My edibles just kicked in. Retoot to spread awareness that I am high.
Ok. I've moved past horned up. Ready to be smart again.
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underrated feature of this site: no one says "binch" like an annoying twee dipshit
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Watch this video if you want to see a sleepy cat enjoying the sun. #catsdodon
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boost to make me get out of bed and go to my psych appointment
HOM
Trying really hard to not be horny on main
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@kept_simple what if i like one but not the other
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Fav to give me a hug, boost to give me a chaste smooch
Yes, hanging out on the deck is great, but have you smelled the manure?
I like men with beards, but this is enough guys. No more
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@JaciMasonic you read my mind—a skill that we’ll teach next week on the Shop, utilizing a little more than your cast-away mercury basin and a silver mirror
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Today on Surreal Recipe Shop we’ll be recycling our used teeth to make a variety of baked goods
Feeling better, walking around the yard in my bathrobe
Guys, I gotta be honest. I ship some of you.
Your cool aunt
Joined Aug 2018
