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along with the exhortations to new folks to use content warnings, I would like to exhort masto veterans to be patient with new users, and to *please* include explanations of common abbreviations so the new folks can get a handle on them. examples:
pol = politics
uspol = US politics
mh = mental health
tf = transformation
+/- signs = positive or negative modifiers, so "uspol +" would refer to a story about US politics that is actually good (for a change).

feel free to reply to this with other common-ish examples if you can think of them!

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fellas don't you hate it when you see a beautiful woman and she seems really into you, smooshes your cheeks up and kisses you on your completely bald head but when you close your eyes and go in to seal the deal she sprays you with seltzer and you realize that she's in fact the very same rabbit that you came into these woods to hunt in the first place, merely wearing a dress and makeup

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Mastodon was down because Eugen's hamster on a wheel that powers the site got tired and he needed to retrieve the backup hamster

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I want all my beautiful followers to get to their follower milestones because that's the main reason we have followers is so that we can have 69, 420, and 666 of them

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"how can you like both metal and cheesy ass r&b inspired vaporwave?" the answer is that i am a huge idiot with no taste, next question

Listened to the Heaven Will Be Mine soundtrack and doodled this little space animation the other day. !

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Damn the new GMail design is really bad, isn't it.

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As soon as i went to bed i lost my sleepiness 🤔

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one boost = one head pat for cat
one favourite = one keeping cat in the shade

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“To help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-8 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."





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