Woah this has changed since I was last on! 😱
Fall asleep on Birdsite they draw dicks on your face and steal your wallet.
Fall asleep on Mastodon they give you a blanket and plug in your phone.
*watching Until Dawn playthrough while working*
*phonecall with Husbeard gets abruptly cut off*
*trying not to imagine horror movie scenario*
This page describes the mastodon.social instance - wondering what Mastodon is? Check out joinmastodon.org instead! In essence, Mastodon is a decentralized, open source social network. This is just one part of the network, run by the main developers of the project It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!
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