Righteous bitch that can do your taxes.
Good morning my lovies ♥️ sorry I never remember to visit you.
Missing @MissJules5x on Twitter. I'm having to yell at these idiots
Good morning my lovies ♥️
gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms
Good morning my lovies 💘 I'm flying far far far away but possibly closer to some of you. Anyone live in Spain or Amsterdam?
I miss my wife
JOIN THE QUIZNOS TEAM TODAY. FIND FULFILLING EMPLOYMENT. SELL YOUR SOUL. SHAVE YOUR BODY. COMMIT YOURSELF TO LIFELONG CELIBACY.
I raise the legI lick the ass
boost this toot to die instantly
So okay, I've figured it out. Twitter is work, Mastodon is the bar.
follow everyone who gives me a compliment. them’s the rules of this page and you gotta abide by them or i’m calling eugen. we’re pretty good friends now
tweeters going to mastodon has opened my mind to new possibilities such as police going to fucking jail
I need 4 more follows to get the epic sex number ples follow me pls boost
Evening 🌃 😊
If you think Mastodon is bad your straight
@leonthotsky more like steak_ugh
@ronaldravegan please enjoy a family of sand cats!
id watch a frasier spinoff about the dog
Pets for the Cat God
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